man will be forever obsessed with his penis, whether big or small. obsession would mean completely and totally in love with it. his penis is everything and the size is basically the most important in his life.
however, when there was a downpour of dicks from the sky, men who were not able to wake up just in time to catch the big ones will always try to find means in trying to escape from the prying eyes even the shadow of his dick. he tries to tell the world that he is endowed with a horse's dick when in fact, it's just mongol #2!
there's a number of ways to compensate to his micro penis. read on...
1. you may think that lead guitarist or drummer of a local or national band are really sexy and well-endowed. however, he is just telling the world that he is well-hung with his guitar skills. in fact, he is not!
2. men who ride hummer or harley-davidson motorcyle or flames sticker on their motorcycle. many of them do modifications and it is just one of the ways to tell the world they have big dicks!
3. and how about those who get involve with fistfights in bars who felt their girlfriends are abused? since they have microscopic members, they have to make it up for being macho and tough! obviously, violent men are assholes with super tiny dicks!
4. guys who spend most their time in gyms lie by telling everyone that it is for health reasons by building massive muscles.
5. guys who always brag about their accomplishments ranging from being a business executive, professional athletes, and the like.
6. there are plenty of men who are kiss-and-tell type. that is, they brag about a number of women they slept with and tell everyone how great they are. nice try, but not entirely true!
7. men who spends most of his time ridiculing other men by projecting an image to make him bigger for comparison. he can mock others who are wearing pink shirts, being friends with women, dancing, being a homosexual and driving small, practical car.
however, men who are just secure with their masculinity can almost do anything without the expense of other persons!
1 comment:
hahahaha! i don't know about the penis part but i would have to agree with you. Most of them and their ego....and penis??? hahaha
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